I’m moving to a new loft. Yay!
I am a hoarder of fine things. Boo!
Guys, I have so much dope shit that I don’t use and that I cannot justify dragging to a new apartment with me. I’m fucking 30. I can’t keep toting around stuff I don’t wear or use because I feel safe with stuff around me because GAWDKNOWSWHAT happened to me as a child.
In the process of going through one of my closets I found a designer bag with the tags still on it that was like $300. It had like, the stuffin’ in it and the tags on it and I was like, “Molly, you need to not have this and you need to give it to the world. But not Goodwill. We’re not that saintly around here. This thing has fucking tags on it.”
So I’m selling a bunch of stuff on eBay. The page will be updated pretty frequently over the next few days and there’s TONS of stuff going up (not just clothes— I bought ALL OF THE STUFF and HID IT IN CABINETS because I’M LINDSAY LOHAN.)
Part of me is like, “Is it embarrassing to sell your stuff on eBay?” and then part of me is like, “Even Kim Kardashian sold her stuff on eBay until like two years ago,” and then part of me is like, “Why do you always wind up using the Kardashians as an example when you’re trying to make something okay?”
So check in on this page. Reblog to your friends. Deals all around. We all look fabulous. I can fit all of my things in my new place. My dog doesn’t have to sleep in a purse. Goodnight, America.
[Update: Apparently Khloe still sells stuff on eBay.]
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